Custom Painted Collars - Leather Irreverent Collection
Custom Painted Collars - Leather Irreverent Collection

Custom Painted Collars - Leather Irreverent Collection

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$65.00
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$65.00

This is another one of those things that started out as a joke and... ended up here for you people to buy. 

So we're frequently asked what language our dogs are trained in and what lines they are from.  Our stock answer is always "Profanity, insults and thinly veiled threats" and "angry ones.... clearly" because well, Lech and Static are sort of Assholes. 

They both have RAF (resting asshole face) and Lech's coolest trick is not embarrassing us in public... most of the time. To that end we decided to do some simple versions of Segments that accurately portray working dog ownership.  So, here we have the Irreverent Segments.   

These are etched and filled with a single color (don't make this weird, you people aren't artistic.  If you put Celeste or Mauve in there I'll make fun of you) and come in several sizes to accommodate assholes of any size and sex.     

  • I'm Smarter then Your Honor Student
  • Mr. Steal Yo Girl
  • That's Miss Bitch to You
  • Boss Bitch
  • BITCH
  • Do Not Fucking Pet
  • #TRIGGERED
  • Handsome Asshole
  • Mr. Asshole
  • Miss Asshole